Holy Crap.....It's a bird...It's a plane....No, it's a humanoid.

So, one of the benefits of having a lot of unemployed adults sitting around is that you can watch a lot of History Channel together. This is particularly exciting considering that the History Channel no longer airs shows about history, but rather much more salacious and exciting programs like Monster Quest, UFO Hunters, Band of Bloggers, Ice Road Truckers, etc. If you don't believe in monsters just yet, you need to start watching Monster Quest, although that would probably require that you also become unemployed. It's trade off. The latest episode we saw involves a "HUMANOID" that has been sighted floating over Mexico and in Arizona. Below is footage of the flying creature.



So, we have been keeping our eyes peeled, and decided to head to the park down the street and do some "humanoid" watching. Tuesday, at approximately 7:04pm, we officially captured footage of a humanoid hovering over Lundstrom Park....ominous.




What the what??? I saw it with my own eyes, and I will defend to the end that this is not a Photoshop job. There are also a bunch of middle school football players I can round up who will also verify the sighting. I will post the video footage we also have if you make special requests, but the quality of the image is much less credible.

Terrorism. What? Huh? No, I don't mean that humanoids are a form of terrorism, but rather that there is a VERY strong connection between both phenomenon - unemployment. When grown men have nothing productive to do, they watch too much TV, and devise mischievous ways to keep busy. Like planning, building and launching a floating humanoid. Enough said. If you haven't already been praying for us to find legitimate means of employment, you should start now. Otherwise, you should probably expect to start following your local Fox News at 9 more closely for future sightings.

Just for the record, there were multiple unemployed males involved in this venture.

Blessings

We blessed the TP on the last Sunday in August. It was so nice to have all 4 of my brothers there, and fun to have all the family (sans Elder and Sister missionaries and my sister and her fam). The LG was up to his usual antics, devouring half of the Better-Than-Sex cake with his cousin right before everyone was to walk out the door. I must give credit where due, however, and mention that they were at least considerate enough to get most of it in their mouths and not on their clothes.





I also really wanted my brother to photoshop my bangs into place on that first photo, but in his laziness the quick job resulted in me looking like part of a toupee had dropped from the sky and landed on my forehead. So much for his mad photoshop skills.

In other news, the TP slept through the night last night after throwing an expected tantrum for about 2 hours the previous 2 nights. I am a stickler for weaning them from that 3am feeding as soon as the experts say they won't starve. It's amazing how different children can be at even 3 months. The LG only cried for 20 minutes one night and then we were done. The TP's fits put him to shame. (That said, I realize many parents have a much harder/longer time in dealing with this. I hope I never have to understand. Just don't start sending hate mail!)

Lastly, the LG is as amusing as ever, keeping us laughing in those precious and few moments between our impatience, his craziness, and time outs. A few LGisms for your amusement:

After waking from a nap, he rambles up the stairs to exclaim, "Mom, the monsters are coming, they're going to eat my bum."

"Hurry mom, there's no time to lose", he says as he punctures holes with a pen in a cardboard box.

After asking my brother to go pick up a box of books at the neighbors' house, I see that the LG is sneaking out the door. As I impatiently question what he is doing he replies, "I have to go mom, I'm going to get the books at Marilyn's." Ahhh, mommy's little helper.

Finally, perhaps the most amusing thing he has done all summer (so far) was when he was playing Hide Seek and Destroy (thanks for teaching them this one Uncle M - you know who you are) with his 5-year old cousin. Big R (cousin) kept trying to get the LG to drop to the ground when he received a fatal blow indicated by machine gun noises and a croquet mallet that was pointed his direction. The LG wasn't really going along/paying attention/interested, much to Big R's dismay. In an effort to demonstrate, the Big R tells the LG to shoot him (the LG was suddenly paying attention). As Big R is laying there, dead, with both eyes closed, the LG slowly raised his mallet over head head and planted it smack down in the Big R's man part. You may think I am so cruel for laughing, but it was one of those moments where all the adults knew exactly what was coming, but were unable to either stop the event or stop lauging. It took a few seconds for me to compose myself enough to put the smack down myself (minus the smacking becuase not even I can see the logic behind that response in this case). Sorry Big R, he'll outgrow this someday, right?

One more thing...These are the passport pics for our kids. Yes, we were planning to use them to move to China. We were one email away from doing it. Who knows, maybe in January. Until then, we plan to use them to take the kids to Canada next month. Thanks Homeland Security for giving us a good use for a passport for a 3 month old ; )